- me: excitedly tells someone about something I really care about
- them: haha cool! *changes subject*
- me:
- me: I Am Ready For The Sweet Embrace Of Death

So today in school a kid decided to build a barricade in the doorway. He then blasted Do You Hear the People Sing? on his iPad. The best part is that the entire class—including my teacher— pitched in with building and singing along.
Reason 24601 why I love my school.
i hate it when i accidentally pour cereal into my purse
iCNA’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING WHY IS THIS SO UFNNY

This is Venus, a 3 year old chimera cat.
Chimera cat is one individual organism, but genetically its own fraternal twin. A chimera is typically formed from four parent cells (either two fertilized eggs, or two early embryos that have fused together). When the organism forms, the cells that had already begun to develop in the separate embryos keep their original phenotypes and appearances. This means that the resulting animal is a mixture of tissues and can look like this gorgeous (but bizarre) kitty.
It’s like a split personality that you can visually see.
I WANT SO BADLY
petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie
written by Tina Fey
narrated by morgan freeman
Guest starring Ellen Degeneres
soundtrack by Beyonce
Nico Lang (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
- January: This will be my year!
- February: happy forever alone day everyone!
- March: this will not be my year
- April: CHOCOLATE
- May: may the FOURTH be with you AHAHHAHA
- June: SUMMER VACATION WOO
- July: woo more summer holidays
- August: IT’S AUGUST ALREADY?
- September: WAKE UP GREEN DAY
- October: BOO ahaha happy Halloween everyone
- November: wtf happens in november
- December: CHRISTMAS


This is the definition of awesome. This super popular, beautiful girl at my school is going with this “nobody” to homecoming after he drove to her house and gave her roses. He may be a “nobody”, but something tells me he’s gonna treat her the way a lady should be treated.
million notes… let’s go
*claps*
this is so cute oh my, his face is seriously the happiest person on earth in this picture


